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I’ve talk about Google’s plan to take over the world a couple of time here. It happens that someone from the inside manage to take a picture of the tech world most famous whiteboard, the whiteboard filled with all Google’s plan for world domination.

Some interesting ideas are; hiring rogue scientist, developing a space elevator going to where else, the Google’s space station of cause. From here they will deploy their orbital mind control device. With the space station, they will enable space travels and build time station for time travels. Don’t ask me, it’s what was written on the board.

Also somewhere along the line they are planing to equip dolphins with lasers, index all sheep in the universe while supporting their robot army.

They are planing to take over the world governments. It seems plan are on the way for Google.gov. Google will take control of ICANN and introduce .google (or may be .goo).

Financially, they are planing to take over the stock market and will invent it’s own Google oil named GoogOil. With all the cash they are planing to rent france and buy New Zealand.

One Malaysian blogger also notice that Google has plans to invest in Malaysia and then just buy the whole country.

You can take a look yourself at a high resolution picture of the whiteboard with all the crazy ideas from Google’s engineers.

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